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 Jessica Simpson is celebrating eight years of sobriety, sharing an emotional message about choosing faith over fear. The singer posted on Instagram that quitting alcohol allowed her to confront her past and rediscover her purpose. Jessica wrote that drinking had silenced her intuition and blocked her creativity but says she’s now driven by faith. She added that true strength came not from fighting but from surrendering and trusting her path forward. 

  Diddy’s adjusting to life behind bars, and he’s all smiles. New photos from Fort Dix show the music mogul laughing and chatting with fellow inmates in the prison yard, dressed in gray and blue winter gear. The low-security New Jersey facility is where he’ll serve time after his Mann Act conviction. Sources say Diddy’s already working laundry duty but seems in good spirits, blending in and keeping the peace. 

  Prince Andrew has officially been stripped of all royal titles and honors following renewed scrutiny over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein. Buckingham Palace confirmed King Charles initiated the move, ending Andrew’s claim to “Prince,” “Duke of York,” and “His Royal Highness.” The 65-year-old will vacate his Royal Lodge home and relocate to Sandringham. He’ll now be known simply as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, marking a stunning fall from grace inside the royal family. 

  Perpetually pissed-off MAGA mouthpiece Megyn Kelly took aim at Sydney Sweeney’s viral silver corset dress, calling it “completely see-through” and saying she could “see everything.” The conservative commentator compared the Euphoria star to Kim Kardashian, accusing her of “oversharing” and losing the power of mystery. Kelly speculated Sweeney may have been “misled” into the daring choice, calling it a “rare misstep.” Fans online remain divided, but I say mind y’all’s business! 

  Wannabe astronaut Gayle King shut down reports claiming she’s leaving CBS Mornings. The veteran anchor told TMZ that “everyone in the building” wants her to stay and that she loves her job. King, 70, dismissed the speculation as media noise and said she won’t “negotiate in public.” CBS also issued a statement backing her up, confirming her contract runs through May 2026 and calling her “a truly valued part of CBS.” 

  Chris Evans is officially a girl dad. The Captain America star and his wife, Alba Baptista, welcomed their first child last weekend in Massachusetts. Out of respect for her privacy, we’re not sharing her name, but sources say the actor is “completely in awe” and “soaking in every quiet moment” with his newborn daughter. Evans, 44, and Baptista, 28, tied the knot in 2023 with ceremonies in Portugal and Massachusetts and are savoring their first days as a family. 

 Westchester County cops are looking for three fools who raided Playland Park, stealing 200 stuffed animals. They arrived by boat before midnight, hopped a fence, cut control room cables, and even tried tipping a photobooth onto the beach. Security cameras caught clear images of the suspects, all in their early 20s, including one wearing a Virginia Tech hoodie. 

 A Florida line cook, Carlos Gottberg, was arrested for stealing two cookbooks from his Venezuelan restaurant, Mordisco Miami. Authorities say the books contained secret recipes, legally considered trade secrets. Gottberg, who also works at a sandwich shop, confessed fully. In Florida, stealing trade secrets is a felony, punishable by up to five years in prison and a $5,000 fine. 

 A man in Queensland, Australia tried to steal an ATM using a stolen truck and a chain, but it didn’t go as planned. The chain came loose, leaving the machine behind. He returned minutes later to try again, only to find the chain too short. The bungled heist left him empty-handed and instantly viral online.